Of Groping and Random Bets
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ladybirdcarinaTitle:Of Groping and Random Bets
Pairing:minkyu(sort of)/hyunsaeng
Rating:PG
Warning:CRACK
Disclaimer:I don't own them...TT^TT
Summary:KyuJong's pissed at Jungmin after a video shoot...
The amount of times I die during this mv is astounding, so I finally ended up writing something about it. If you haven't, watch the Find video by SS501. During the second chorus, you'll see if you pay close enough attention~
"You asshole!"
"What?! I didn't do anything!"
KyuJong reached out and smacked Jungmin on the back of the head, drawing forth a pained shriek from the redhead.
"Kyu~" he whined, rubbing the back of his head. "What was that for?!"
"How about grabbing my ass during the video shoot! What the hell else would I be pissed about?"
The three other members remained where they were, watching the volley of shouts and accusations as if it were a tennis match.
"What! I was bored!"
YoungSaeng leaned back against HyunJoong, amused by the goings-on. "That's not gonna go over well," he whispered.
The leader chuckled quietly, wrapping his arms around the younger singer. "Yeah, about as well as a nuclear fallout."
"Ten says Kyu punches him," HyungJoon challenged.
"Fifty says he gets out of it until the mv airs," YoungSaeng countered with a smirk, holding his hand out to secure the bet.
"Deal," the baby agreed as they turned their attention back toward the two.
KyuJong simply stared at he younger singer. "Bored. You were bored, so you decided to grope me during a video shoot."
Jungmin rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled awkwardly. "Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds creepy."
"Oh gee, ya think?" KyuJong shot back sarcastically before storming out of the room.
"Think of it like this!" the redhead yelled at his retreating back. "At least it won't make it into the video!"
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The five young men stared at the television in silence a week later.
"...Won't make it into the video, you said," KyuJong said, eyes glaring at Jungmin through the TV's reflection, though they were sure that they saw a distinct twitch in his left eye.
Jungmin looked around, avoiding the older singer's near murderous glare. "Did I say that?" he asked as he scratched the side of his head.
"You have ten seconds," KyuJong stated evenly, leaving little to no room for argument. The redhead, sensing as much, scrambled to his feet and took off, KyuJong pulling his phone out to complain about the video.
"A hundred says Min gets away," HyungJoon stated.
"Two says he doesn't," the leader challenged.
"Three says I get pulled into it somehow," YoungSaeng added.
"Deal," the three agreed.
Not a minute later, KyuJong hung up and turned to glare at YoungSaeng, who stiffened. "What...?"
"Start running, Hyung."
"What?! Why?!" he asked as he slowly rose and backed away, followed by the other two.
"The editors missed the grab because they were too in love with your voice, so I suggest getting a move on, because once I'm done with Jungmin, you're next."
After staring at KyuJong, he turned back to his lover. "Make sure you get my money from him," he stated before kissing him and running out of the room.
HyunJoong laughed as he heard YoungSaeng cry out, followed by Jungmin's shriek. Turning back toward the baby, he held his hand out. "Three fifty, I believe it was," he smiled, watching HyungJoon grumble and dig out the money, slapping it into his hand.
"How'd he know that this would happen?" the magnae grumbled.
"When it's Jungmin and KyuJong, YoungSaeng always ends up involved."
"Aren't you gonna stop them?" HyungJoon asked as he heard a crash and YoungSaeng's shouts, then Jungmin's laughter.
The leader smiled mischievously. "Why? This way, I get to kiss him and make it all better," he replied, perverse smile creeping onto his face as he turned and walked out of the room.
The younger followed him out with his eyes, suddenly feeling very sorry for YoungSaeng.
That was, until the shoe hit him in the arm, followed by YoungSaeng's loud "Sorry, Joonie! Kyu dodged!"
"I wonder if it's too late to ask Hyung to get me out of this nuthouse of a group," he mumbled as he locked himself in his room for the rest of the night.
Pairing:minkyu(sort of)/hyunsaeng
Rating:PG
Warning:CRACK
Disclaimer:I don't own them...TT^TT
Summary:KyuJong's pissed at Jungmin after a video shoot...
The amount of times I die during this mv is astounding, so I finally ended up writing something about it. If you haven't, watch the Find video by SS501. During the second chorus, you'll see if you pay close enough attention~
"You asshole!"
"What?! I didn't do anything!"
KyuJong reached out and smacked Jungmin on the back of the head, drawing forth a pained shriek from the redhead.
"Kyu~" he whined, rubbing the back of his head. "What was that for?!"
"How about grabbing my ass during the video shoot! What the hell else would I be pissed about?"
The three other members remained where they were, watching the volley of shouts and accusations as if it were a tennis match.
"What! I was bored!"
YoungSaeng leaned back against HyunJoong, amused by the goings-on. "That's not gonna go over well," he whispered.
The leader chuckled quietly, wrapping his arms around the younger singer. "Yeah, about as well as a nuclear fallout."
"Ten says Kyu punches him," HyungJoon challenged.
"Fifty says he gets out of it until the mv airs," YoungSaeng countered with a smirk, holding his hand out to secure the bet.
"Deal," the baby agreed as they turned their attention back toward the two.
KyuJong simply stared at he younger singer. "Bored. You were bored, so you decided to grope me during a video shoot."
Jungmin rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled awkwardly. "Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds creepy."
"Oh gee, ya think?" KyuJong shot back sarcastically before storming out of the room.
"Think of it like this!" the redhead yelled at his retreating back. "At least it won't make it into the video!"
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The five young men stared at the television in silence a week later.
"...Won't make it into the video, you said," KyuJong said, eyes glaring at Jungmin through the TV's reflection, though they were sure that they saw a distinct twitch in his left eye.
Jungmin looked around, avoiding the older singer's near murderous glare. "Did I say that?" he asked as he scratched the side of his head.
"You have ten seconds," KyuJong stated evenly, leaving little to no room for argument. The redhead, sensing as much, scrambled to his feet and took off, KyuJong pulling his phone out to complain about the video.
"A hundred says Min gets away," HyungJoon stated.
"Two says he doesn't," the leader challenged.
"Three says I get pulled into it somehow," YoungSaeng added.
"Deal," the three agreed.
Not a minute later, KyuJong hung up and turned to glare at YoungSaeng, who stiffened. "What...?"
"Start running, Hyung."
"What?! Why?!" he asked as he slowly rose and backed away, followed by the other two.
"The editors missed the grab because they were too in love with your voice, so I suggest getting a move on, because once I'm done with Jungmin, you're next."
After staring at KyuJong, he turned back to his lover. "Make sure you get my money from him," he stated before kissing him and running out of the room.
HyunJoong laughed as he heard YoungSaeng cry out, followed by Jungmin's shriek. Turning back toward the baby, he held his hand out. "Three fifty, I believe it was," he smiled, watching HyungJoon grumble and dig out the money, slapping it into his hand.
"How'd he know that this would happen?" the magnae grumbled.
"When it's Jungmin and KyuJong, YoungSaeng always ends up involved."
"Aren't you gonna stop them?" HyungJoon asked as he heard a crash and YoungSaeng's shouts, then Jungmin's laughter.
The leader smiled mischievously. "Why? This way, I get to kiss him and make it all better," he replied, perverse smile creeping onto his face as he turned and walked out of the room.
The younger followed him out with his eyes, suddenly feeling very sorry for YoungSaeng.
That was, until the shoe hit him in the arm, followed by YoungSaeng's loud "Sorry, Joonie! Kyu dodged!"
"I wonder if it's too late to ask Hyung to get me out of this nuthouse of a group," he mumbled as he locked himself in his room for the rest of the night.
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Date: 2010-02-22 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 11:32 am (UTC)THIS IS UTTER BRILLIANCE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I laughed so much I think I might have woken someone up >.>;;;;
/FLAILS
KyuMin+HyunSaeng+Pervert!Min = AWESOME CRACK!!!!!!
That MV had me on the floor...I remember reading through youtube comments and seeing someone saying... "Did anyone else catch the butt grab?"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You make the best SS crack EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/cuddles
This made my morning~~~~
/runs for bus now
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Date: 2010-02-22 12:53 am (UTC)Thanks for the beta~!!
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:00 am (UTC)GIVE ME THE CRACK! =DDDDDD
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:01 am (UTC)Glad you liked~!!!!
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:24 am (UTC)I love writing SS crack~!!!!!!
it's too much fun~!!!!
Thanks for reading, Love~!!!!
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:24 am (UTC)/goes to watch said video
&hearts &hearts
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:32 am (UTC)glad you liked~!
the vid is so pretty...UNTIL Jungmin ruins it with his grabby hand~
XDDD
weren't we just talking about replying in the wrong journal???hehehe
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:26 am (UTC):DD
-i have a weird way of pronouncing things ><-HyunSaeng is so cute!
Sneaky HyunJoong. >:]
kekeke.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:33 am (UTC)/cuddles
I had way too much fun with this...^______^
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:28 am (UTC)this was awesome!
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:33 am (UTC)TY~!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2010-02-22 03:32 am (UTC)Great job, Ladybird!
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Date: 2010-02-22 03:51 am (UTC)Thanks, Miry~!!!!!!!!
/hugs
I'm glad that you liked it~!!!!!!!!
>:DDDDDDDD
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Date: 2010-02-22 03:42 am (UTC)I seriously wonder how the butt grab made it to the actual MV xD How could they miss that, lol.
"A hundred says Min gets away," HyungJoong stated.
"Two says he doesn't," the leader challenged.
Did you mean HyungJoon?
Awesome job =]
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Date: 2010-02-22 03:49 am (UTC)glad you liked it~!!!!!!
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Date: 2010-02-22 08:29 am (UTC)I have always wanted to get somebody to write this ever since I saw that video.
\m/
Love it~
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Date: 2010-02-22 05:37 pm (UTC)I only started writing fics for them recently, sooo...
/hugs
I have ideas for U R Man, too~
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Date: 2010-02-22 06:52 pm (UTC)Okay, so first off, poor Youngsaeng! XD He does always get dragged into such things somehow, doesn't he? But oh Jungmin, you're so obvious it's almost not even funny XD
I love the bet parts, Saengie really knows how to win those~ Poor baby, he should know not to try to make a bet against him 8)
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Date: 2010-02-22 06:57 pm (UTC)and poking you, but whatever...^__^, BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE...XDDDDDGlad you liked it, bb~!!!!! XDDD
Saeng just knows his dongsaeng~
and HJL knows his prince~
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Date: 2010-02-22 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 07:27 pm (UTC)what a hard life...
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Date: 2010-02-22 07:17 pm (UTC)That was AWESOME!
Poor Saeng....
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Date: 2010-02-22 07:27 pm (UTC)XDDDDDDDDD
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Date: 2010-02-22 11:15 pm (UTC)Jungmin's always doing dodgy stuff. It's funny how he rarely seems to get called out on it, except in fics and on variety shows. LOL <3
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Date: 2010-02-22 11:24 pm (UTC)I know...must be nice, right??? XDDD
ah, the power of Sexy Charisma~
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Date: 2010-02-23 11:27 am (UTC)Saengie's such a good better :D
It's no wonder though :D
Since he keeps quiet most of the time. He uses it to observe people XDD
Jungmin XDD
"Bored. You were bored, so you decided to grope me during a video shoot."
Jungmin rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled awkwardly. "Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds creepy."
XDDDDD
Kyujong's so protective of his butt! D<
xDD
Let Jungmin
touchgrope it if he wants!XDDD
"The editors missed the grab because they were too in love with your voice, so I suggest getting a move on, because once I'm done with Jungmin, you're next."
AHAHAHAHA
Yay for the editors :D
Shouldn't it be 450? Since Jungmin DIDN'T get away, so Hyunjoong's actually right too :D
"When it's Jungmin and KyuJong, YoungSaeng always ends up involved."
IS THIS KYUMINSAENG!?
IS THIS!?
IS THIS?!
xDDDDD
D< How can Jungmin laugh when Youngsaeng shouts T.T
And why are the table turned ! XDDDD
Maybe Saengie went
"LOOK WHO'S THE HYUNG!" /punches
OR
"I'LL KISS JUNGMIN!" /Kyu stops
Lol. Sorry for the randomness 0.0"
Hehe. I see a U R Man coming?
/anticipates
LET IT COME!!! :DDDD
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Date: 2010-02-23 11:28 am (UTC)Beter.???
Better.??? -> More good??!
HOW DO YOU NAME SOMEONE WHO BETS?!?!?!
xDDD
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Date: 2010-02-24 09:25 am (UTC)AWESOMENESS IS AWESOME. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-FLAILS AROUND HELPLESSLY-
I love how Jungmin seems to be having fun, even with Kyu mad at him.
And it's seriously rare to find a fic in which Kyu gets angry, so yours just makes for a refreshing and like WHOA change.
Ahh. I'm kind of incoherent, I'm sorry. I shall blame everything on your awesomeness.
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Date: 2010-02-24 11:04 pm (UTC): DDDDDDDDD
I'm so glad that you liked it~!!!!!!!
Well, I'm happy that I could give you a change of pace and make angry Kyu~
You're a sweetheart.../cuddles you
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Date: 2010-03-15 02:46 am (UTC)"Three fifty, I believe it was,"
Isn't it suppose to be 300??
Cuz 3 fifty makes 150 unless my math is wrong and I'm reading it wrong -_-
LEADER! YOU PERV! LOL
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Date: 2010-03-15 02:48 am (UTC)XDDDDD
Leader-sshi just knows what's more important
to him and his sex life(no subject)
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Date: 2010-03-31 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-31 07:38 pm (UTC)Glad you like~!!!!
I even wrote a sequel of sorts to it~!
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